Monday, 11 May 2015

Operation Mongoose Parts 1 & 2

Now that it's finally the finale, Rumple & Isaac manage to write the brand new book, everyone except for Henry is sent to an alternate universe within it, with everyone's roles being reversed, including Snow White being the Evil Queen (who was in love with Charming's twin brother James before he was killed thanks to Regina & now controls Charming to try & replace him), Regina being a bandit just like Snow, Robin being engaged to Zelena, Hook being Blackbeard's deckboy and Rumple being a knight/ogre slayer/The Light One (you get the picture) happy with Belle & with a baby of their own (in this universe, Baelfire died in the Ogre War & Belle doesn't know about him). However, Henry and Isaac manage to get into the final chapter after he tracks him down (yeah, the book became a bestseller, Henry used the Sorcerer's key to get into it & the ink now doesn't work as Isaac broke the cardinal rule of the Author which is to write their own happy ending) as he has to try & fix everything before Zelena & Robin's wedding happens (which means everything will stay the same and no one can come back), trying to convince Regina to help him & it turns out Emma remembers everything and was locked up in a tower guarded by Lily. Unfortunately, Snow kills Hook and doesn't believe Emma is her & Charming's daughter and they have to stop the wedding themselves, but Rumple stands in the way (as Isaac told him he had to kill Regina in order for the new realm to remain intact) and just as he's about to kill Henry, Regina squanders her chance of happiness and sacrifices herself, but not before he manages to undo everything by becoming the new Author and using Regina's blood as ink to bring everything back to normal in Storybrooke. However, there's still the problem of Rumple's heart and the Apprentice manages to put the darkness out of his heart (and the Dark One curse) using the box just in time (along with Belle revealing she still cares about Rumple & broke up with Will), but the curse still lurks around Storybrooke and has to be tethered to someone with the dagger (which the Apprentice reveals just before he dies along with telling Emma to find the Sorcerer AKA Merlin as he's the only one who can stop the Dark One curse once and for all), so just before it can complete consuming Regina, Emma ends up sacrificing herself by becoming the new Dark One and disappearing.
I actually really loved this finale! The alternate universe they set up after all the build-up was pretty cool to see especially as everyone's roles were reversed along with bringing back some of the light-heartedness of the fairytale setting after the rather dark turn it took in this half. One thing I really must give great praise to though is Ginnifer's performance as the Evil Queen, as although we've seen dark versions of Snow before (i.e. ShatteredSight! Snow, Snow Grey in season 2...), it wasn't really quite to this extent as she genuinely came across as cold and threatening in all of her scenes without being too over the top. And the fact that none of the actors imitated each other's roles is another big praise for me as it was interesting to see their own interpretations, also showing how strong the cast is as a whole full of range, even if it was admittedly a tad weird seeing Robert acting all chivalrous & heroic given how, well, dark Rumple normally is (even if he looked VERY handsome in his outfits & still kept his Dark One-like mannerisms & speech patterns)! And his life with Belle...oh my God, it was much more than I could have wished for (trust me, you have no idea how crazy I went when it turned out they had a baby) Another part I liked was seeing Henry take on a much more active role in the story as he's the one who has to fix everything instead of Emma or Regina (god, I loved their interaction together) despite their help, and seeing him being given the role of the Author was pretty satisfying and very fitting for his character as he's the one who's been the eyes for the audience since the start of the show & has never stopped believing.
Seeing how Isaac became the Author was pretty interesting to see as he had worked in a TV shop with a passion for writing, but it was only really limited to one scene and I get the feeling that Walt Disney was his predecessor given that the scenes were set in 1966 and it was mentioned the last Author had died recently.
If I had a problem oddly enough, it's that I felt like we didn't see a lot of the alternate universe itself. Sure, we saw the characters & how they ended up becoming the people they were, but what I mean is the story of the book itself. We were only really limited to the final chapter & even with that, we only saw what Henry tampered with it along with throwaway lines as to how the characters ended up being who they were! Well, it was still pretty cool & very enjoyable nonetheless! And thankfully, like any amazing episode, there was plenty of emotional depth, as there were lots of very heartwarming moments here & there, in particular with Rumple, Emma & Regina's stories in both the alternate world and Storybrooke!
As for the ending...oh boy, a lot's gonna change now! It kind of reminded me of the ending in season 1 as while the other seasons had teased a plot arc/new villain for the next season in the final minute, this one was left on a more ambiguous note along with small teases for different subplots for different characters so that they know they can focus on the core characters instead of bringing several new ones in for the next season. Admittedly, I would have been surprised with the ending itself if it weren't for unavoidable set photos of the scene lurking around on Twitter, but the reason behind why Emma sacrificed herself to save Regina was absolutely heartbreaking as it has shown how far the two of them have gone with their friendship. And quickly wanna mention that the mythology of the Dark One was very very interesting to see & I really hope it's expanded upon in the next season! The fact that Rumple's curse has finally been broken after 4 years is gonna take quite a bit of getting used to (especially with the fact that we can't call him the Dark One anymore), even if the method wasn't really what I wanted it to be *coughs* True Love's Kiss *coughs*, but hopefully next season Belle will help him through being an ordinary man again & I am so so relieved he's still alive (and that she explicitly said that she doesn't love Will)! And the fact Merlin is the Sorcerer really makes me think that we'll finally be seeing King Arthur & Camelot (which funnily enough I mentioned in the midseason finale) which already makes me think that somehow Lily's quest to find her father will be connected into it.
So now that Emma is the Dark One, Merlin & Camelot will most likely play a huge role & Rumple is now an ordinary man again, I'm pretty intrigued with what they'll do in season 5! And with nice writing, pretty fun scenes, great acting from everyone, quite a lot of heartwarming moments & very interesting plot progression, it was a pretty great way to end this season!
Well, interesting that Isaac used to sell televisions in 1966 & interesting way to bring in ABC product placement!
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
Wait a minute, that's the date Walt Disney died!
Interesting name for a publisher!
Hmm, interesting way of determining what kind of author Isaac is!
Haha! 'Easy! This isn't your fault!' 'Even so, thanks to Gold and the Author I could wake up tomorrow a talking frog!'
Hi August! And interesting that he met the Apprentice in Phuket!
About time that he was set free! Bit weird that he wasn't when they set free the fairies & the Chernabog...
'I would like a world where I remember doing right by my boy. Where he may be gone, but I can live with that loss. Where Bae sees me as a hero, right to the end.' Aww! </3 The sad part about that is Bae DID see his father as a hero at the end of it all! 
What's going on...?
Where the hell is everyone?!

Hmm, nice callback to the Pilot!
Wait, Henry can drive?! How old is he now, 12, 13?!
Now I really want them to actually publish this like the books from Castle!
Pretty sure that this is one big shout-out to Oncers up to the point that Isaac quotes Adam's infamous 'No spoilers' hashtag!
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
Gotta love seeing Henry have a threatening side when it comes to his family!
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
Interesting the key actually worked!
Haha! 'Let me tell you about this place, it's called there's no running water and things are always trying to kill you!'

Oh crap...
My my, aren't you a real Prince Charming, Rumple? Well, knight/ogre slayer/Light One-you get what I mean!
Interesting seeing Regina as a bandit!

'My name is Henry, and I am your son.' Hmm, another nice callback to the Pilot!

Yeah, Isaac, surely you must remember what happens in your own bloody book!
Feels weird seeing her have the same beliefs as Emma back in season 1 when she thought he was crazy!
NO!
So the dwarves are now evil minions...?
Wow, Evil Queen Snow is genuinely creepy! Major kudos to Ginnifer!
*wolf whistles* Looks like Hook's not the only one who can rock guyliner!
Interesting that Snow in this was in love with Charming's twin!
Just when I thought she couldn't get scarier...
Haha! 'I had that situation under control!' 'Well, a simple thank you would suffice!'
Aww, can't help but find them cute in this alternate universe!
Great, she still has to ruin Regina's happiness!
Eww.
Interesting that Regina was the one who was abandoned by her mother in this tale...
What the-?!
AWWW!!!
Oh. My. God. I know it's an alternate universe that won't last, but still, RUMBELLE HAD A BABY!
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
I'm sorry, I can't help it! They just look so...happy!
God, he looks so handsome!
Leave Rumple alone, Isaac! Bit odd though that Belle in this doesn't know about Baelfire...
Seems not much has changed with Hook...
Nice to see you again Blackbeard! And I take back what I just said, must be crap being his deck-boy!
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
HAHA! 'Wookie prisoner gag! Always works!'
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
Wait, she remembers everything?!
AWW!!!
Didn't expect Lily to appear in the alternate universe!
Oh crap...
Haha! 'What is that?' 'It's goat's milk!' 'Where's your rum?' 'I'm allergic. I never touch the stuff.' 'Of course you are!'
Interesting outfit there Granny!
Did she really just kill Doc?!
Haha! 'You were a regular Jack Sparrow!' 'Is that good?' Actually quite liking this sweeter version of Hook!
Is it me or does Emma's outfit look just like Flynn Rider's?
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
Well, at least he's giving it a go despite not being the expert swordsman he was!
OK, just because he's dead in this universe, it doesn't mean he's dead in Storybrooke!
Aww, bless them!
Sweet chipped cup parallel.
'My happy ending isn't a man!' 'Of course not! But love is a part of all happiness and you have to be open to that!' She's got a point there!
Hmm, rather sweet wedding even if Zelena is the bride!
Must say, Rumple really cuts the figure in that Charming-esque outfit!
Hmm, very sexy sword fight!

Come on, Regina! Just say 'I object!'
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, RUMPLE?! And interesting Frozen parallel...seriously, am I the only one who noticed it?
Hmm, seems envy & being a brat will always be a part of her even in an alternate universe!
I KNEW Henry would be the next author!
AWW!
Of course he's not dead!
RUMPLE?!
So Isaac did everything just because he didn't like being pushed around by the heroes...could've done something better to deal with it than messing with their lives!
'Not even an Author can bring back the dead.' Well, that hasn't stopped Maleficent, Zelena, Charming & Rumple being brought back via magic!
'No one should have that much power!' Bold choice Henry!
'Everything we had in the book, you could have had here. You could have been a good man with a good marriage, for real! Why wasn't it good enough?' 'Because I didn't believe it! Who could ever love me?' Oh my God, I just wanna give the poor guy a hug! *Sighs* If only he knew about the millions of fans who've never stopped loving him... 
'I don't love Will and I won't let you die alone!' AWW!

Wait, wait w-w-w-w-w-wait! Did she just say 'I love you?!' (trust me, you need a good ear to catch it since it's just before it cuts to the next scene!)

Aww!

Well, wouldn't be a victory without a celebration at Granny's before something inevitably bad happens!
Seems Lily's gonna stick around to find her father! Interesting that even her mother doesn't know & they did it in dragon form...
Thank God they've found a way to save him & his curse is finally broken!
Once Upon a Time (2011) Screencap
Funny that his heart is now purer than Snow's!
WHAT THE-?!
I KNEW MERLIN WAS THE SORCERER!
'EMMA NO! There has to be another way!' 'There isn't! You've worked too hard to get your happiness destroyed!' Oh no, don't tell me they're gonna go there...

Pretty scary that Rumple had to endure that much darkness inside of him for hundreds of years!
Oh crap...

Monday, 4 May 2015

A Cinderella Story vs Sydney White

I was planning on doing this one during the hiatus before season 5 after next week, but given how pumped I am about the finale, I wanted to do this quickly now so I don't have as much stuff to do before it and I'll be doing more of these during the hiatus to pass the time! So anyway, bit obvious what the similarities are in this case, so let's start off with which has the better story!

Story
I'm gonna start with A Cinderella Story followed by Sydney White! Honestly, in terms of being like their source materials, neither are all that great, but the nostalgia goggles really affect me for the first one admittedly. But when getting down to it, the problems mostly are to do with the characters (we'll get to them in a moment) and the way it tells the story! It has many double standards as we're supposed to root for Sam despite being considered a loser while we have to root against Terry cos he's also a loser along with rooting for Austin despite being a jerk most of the time, the teachers not doing anything at the pep rally despite being bullying just to name a few. Also, the Cinderella references aren't really good when put into practice, especially with the glass slipper now being a mobile phone for obvious reasons, the romance being 'expanded' technically being cheating and the most obvious one, Austin not simply recognising Sam after the party despite it being painfully obvious it's her with the same build, voice and hair colour! And it doesn't really help that the implausibilites are ridiculous, especially with the subplot over Sam's dad's will when it would have made everything better if she just opened her freaking book after 8 years! It just feels lazy & incompetently made and rewatching this, I didn't find any of it funny, but rather annoying and tiring!
Unlike the first one, at the very least Sydney White has a positive message over embracing yourself rather than conforming to how society (or rather univerity in this case) expects you to be i.e be popular, good looking & materialistic, and the fact that Sydney is already established as being different and fitting in with the dorks is pretty nice to see while she's simultaneously improving their lives in some way. The romance was also pretty surprising as Tyler actually accepts Sydney for who she is & befriends the dorks (even if there's a load of ludicrous moments & the relationships between them don't really feel engaging). The references to Snow White are also better, including the poisoned apple creatively being a virus to shut down Sydney's computer before a huge presentation, a surprising reference to Heigh Ho (I won't say what, but it is funny) and the dorks/dwarves having similar personalities while being translated to modern day college students. There are problems though, mostly to do with the cliche plots, it's not emotionally engaging the way it portrays university, the pacing was off sometimes and quite a lot of the jokes aren't funny!

Although it does have many cliches & implausibilties (i.e. university being treated like high school & as a popularity contest. (Trust me, I'm a first year uni student & nobody cares about popularity), I definitely find Sydney White to be the better movie when it comes to the story! Point goes to Sydney White!
Winner: Sydney White

Well, given both have female protagonists, it's unavoidable I'll have to compare them! This is the Best Heroine!
Main Heroine

Now, these two I found surprisingly difficult to compare for different reasons! May as well start with Sam Montgomery, the Cinderella character that's bullied by both her stepfamily & peers in high school (although I don't get how people can bully someone as gorgeous as Hilary Duff & surely being a teen in high school with a job waitressing would actually be considered normal in the real world) She's shown to be smart given that she got into Princeton, she doesn't, but at times I found her to be pretty stupid given the implausibilities as mentioned in the story and at times can be a bitch. The biggest problem with her is that she's too perfect! There's no dimensionality to her even after she stands up to her stepfamily, she always looks pretty even when she's not trying and honestly, I didn't really care about her despite her relationship with her father & being the protagonist!
Sydney White (played by Amanda Bynes) on the other hand, while seemingly just being a generic cute perfect girl, she's actually shown to be a bit of a nerd & tomboy (while showing a girly side from time to time), given that she was raised by her father & his builder colleagues. Not only that, but I liked how she wasn't perfect like the other girls in her original sorority and how she managed to influence them to be themselves, doing the same for the dorks after she moves in along with her funny snarky moments and deciding that one of the dorks should run for president instead of herself and everyone playing an equal role in the campaign. But ironically, this makes her too perfect for me being different from the others, and that can be a problem!
Bit obvious who the winner is, point goes to Sydney!
Winner: Sydney

And given both source materials have handsome princes sweeping damsels off their feet, let's see if that translates into modern day! This is best Love Interest!
Love Interest

OK...there is one massive problem I have with him! While we're supposed to be rooting for him because he's the pretty boy love interest, loves poetry, wants to follow his own dreams and is played by Chad Michael Murray, he can actually come across as a jerk! For example, what does he first do after he discovers who Sam really is instead of being his dream girl? Rejects her & goes back to being a jerk (although he was pretty stupid given that Sam had the exact same voice, facial features & hair as his dream girl which an eye mask wouldn't hide) Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that Austin was technically cheating on Shelby with his 'Princeton Girl' even if it was through chatrooms & texting! Why are we meant to like him?!
Tyler Prince on the other hand, while being nothing like any guy in real life (i.e. serenading Sydney in a library), actually accepts Sydney & sticks by her up to the point that he befriends the dorks & declares that he's a dork himself during her big speech at the end! That's all I can really say about him in terms of positive qualities, and the only negative I can really think of is being too perfect as mentioned before! Austin though, I can't stand him despite Chad Michael Murray trying & that they attempt (but don't succeed) to make him likeable!
And to add insult to injury, I personally think Tyler is cuter! Point goes to Sydney White!
Winner: Tyler Prince

Given they're both set in modern times, therefore the villains have to fit into it! This is the Best Bitch!
Bitch

Well, in A Cinderella Story, there's actually 2 bitchy characters in the forms of Fiona & Shelby, but I'm only gonna go over Fiona in this section & Shelby in the side characters since Fiona is the main antagonist & Shelby only appears in a few scenes. Anyway, Fiona can be categorised as more like the comedic Wicked Stepmother (with a love for plastic surgery and in particular salmon) rather than genuinely threatening or menacing, but I have to admit, despite the character being so over the top, at times annoying & ridiculous, I couldn't help but laugh at her! This really is thanks to Jennifer Coolidge's performance as you can tell she just went all out for this movie & tried to have fun with it (like anything else she's in pretty much) However, she can still be infuriating like I mentioned before!
Rachel Witchburn on the other hand is the cliched materialistic blonde bitch character who tries to ruin Sydney's life as she changed what was going on in her conformist sorority and is more popular. Honestly, there's nothing really original about her, even if Sara Paxton tries her best (even if I think she's way too nice of an actress to play a character like this given her past roles i.e. Aquamarine & Darcy's Wild Life).
Just purely for entertainment purpose and while both of these characters get on my nerves, Fiona sticks with me more rather than Rachel as I remember little to nothing about her!
Winner: Fiona

And given that side characters play huge roles in both of these movies, I find it fair to also compare them! This is Best Side Characters!

Side Characters

One problem I have with the side characters in A Cinderella Story (and believe me when I say that there's many) is that none of them are given any development & are all cardboard cutouts of typical high school cliches like Shelby being the bitchy cheerleader, Carter is the best friend akin to Buttons from panto versions of Cinderella, Astrid is the goth chick, Austin's friends who are chauvenistic & annoying and the stepsisters Briana and Gabriella are irritating & try way too hard to be funny! The only side character given any form of development or screen time is Rhonda, the movie's Fairy Godmother & even at that point, she's pretty much reduced to the sassy black best friend stereotype, but at least she's not hateable or intolerable compared to all the high school cliches that don't exist in reality!
I'm not saying that the same can't be said in Sydney White because there are very similar cliches used, in particular with the dorks & the sorority girls, but unlike A Cinderella Story, the blonde sorority girls used are supposed to be parodying & making fun of this trope along with Dinky while initially appearing to be one, actually remains nice to Sydney after she gets kicked out of the sorority & even falls for the lead dork. Speaking of, all the dorks have their own unique traits and personalities similar to the Disney version, and are given their own pieces of development, including Jeremy learning to be less shy & stop using his dog puppet, Gurkin being more social and Lenny (easily the most adorable one out of all of them) even has a romance with Dinky!
Bit obvious who the winner is with the side characters! Point goes to Sydney White!
Winner: Sydney White.

And the overall winner is Sydney White!
Honestly, I'm really not a huge fan of either of these films looking back or the genre of fairy tales adapted into modern era, but I don't regret watching them per se as it was interesting to compare them and again, the nostalgia felt surprisingly nice despite my unpleasant experience watching these movies!